Shewee

The she wee is more or less what it says ... a wee thingy for girls. It is so you can have a wee without having to take your knickers down which if you are on a very long walk and have to go behind a bush, like I will, might prove to be a useful device. Quite how one does it non-messily I am not quite sure. Basically, it looks a bit like a squashed sauceboat, plastic of course, with a little funnel at the end. I have ordered the extension hose. You are supposed to shove this in your knickers "discreetly" somehow and then have a wee which will be directed down the pipe so you can pee standing up just like a man (because of course that is something we have all wanted to do all our lives). Well, I have to admit that when it comes to outdoor peeing men do have the anatomical advantage - not any more! Then comes the tricky bit - you have to remove it from your knickers and pack it away. How you do that discreetly I do not know. Anyway, I have ordered one from Amazon and I will test it out in the shower and give you a full report.