Deflation

Despite eating vast amounts of everything, all the wrong things, I do seem to have lost weight. I am much less huge. I must dash and do some walking; I seem to have become rooted to the spot. No bloody time! I always have to dash back from anything I'm doing in order to walk the dogs. I could take them on an epic walk but with the amount of sniffing they do it would take ages and they aren't really big athletic dogs like labradors just stupid smelly bits of fur that we love.