Stifficate

I now have a laminated certificate to verify that I slogged 215 miles across the country, and very smart it is too. I'm pleased to say it doesn't have an andendum of "By the way she took the train for that bit, and a bus there and that little bit there she missed out completely as she was gallavanting with Transvestites in Manchester." I am proud of my certificate and have displayed it for all to see.